An ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is always possible to be happy. Augustine Birrell (via observando)
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U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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